Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brain's got the latest software update but the memory chip keeps glitching! π€―ππ Related funny posts π€ Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop? Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.