55 funny sense quotes - Wordgag

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

May 30, 2026

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

May 30, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

May 29, 2026

I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

May 29, 2026

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

May 29, 2026

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

May 29, 2026

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

May 29, 2026

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

May 28, 2026

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

May 28, 2026

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

May 28, 2026

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

May 28, 2026

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

May 28, 2026

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

May 28, 2026

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

May 28, 2026

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

May 28, 2026

When did making sense stop making sense?

May 28, 2026

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

May 28, 2026

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

May 27, 2026

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

May 27, 2026

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

May 27, 2026

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

May 27, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

May 27, 2026

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

May 26, 2026

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

May 25, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

May 25, 2026

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

May 25, 2026

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

May 25, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

May 25, 2026

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

May 24, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

May 24, 2026

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

May 24, 2026

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

May 24, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

May 23, 2026

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

May 23, 2026

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

May 22, 2026

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

May 22, 2026

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

May 22, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

May 22, 2026

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

May 21, 2026

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

May 21, 2026