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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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