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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Just shared via Pinterest:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Trending via Threads:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Trending via YouTube:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Shared recently on Reddit:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Just landed via Reddit:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Trending via Discord:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Trending via YouTube:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Spotted on Facebook:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Going viral on Telegram:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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