If I were you, I would rather be me. Commentary:"Who needs to be anyone else when you can be the fabulous, one-of-a-kind YOU? 💁🏻♀️ Embrace your awesomeness and own it like a boss! 🌟 #UniqueAndProud" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier. Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me. Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option. It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing. I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.