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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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73 shares on Instagram this month:

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Trending via Telegram:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Just shared via Facebook:

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Making waves on Instagram:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Shared recently on Discord:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Going viral on TikTok:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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