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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged authority, charge, conversation, demand, humor, joke, meet, meeting, sibling, speak, twins on Feb 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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