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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.