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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Ah, the age-old advice for fellas! 🤭 It's a foolproof way to set a new world record in the 100-meter "doghouse dash." 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. 😂 #SleepingOnTheCouchTonight

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, ask, calm, fellas, humor, joke, lady, mad, put, relationship, weight on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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