Commentary:
Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆♂️
21 Funny struggles quotes
I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.
Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
Commentary:
"Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"
One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"
My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
Commentary:
Oh, the woes of adulthood! 😅💸 Who needs love when you can have a bank account that doesn't break your heart? 💔💰 #PrioritiesStraight #MoneyOverEverything
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?
Commentary:
"Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still struggling with basic adulting skills? 🙈 Maybe they should start with making things 'adultproof' instead! 🤣 #AdultingWoes"
Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.
Commentary:
"Life motto: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm! 😂🔧 Who needs fancy tools when you have the power of makeshift fixes and witty comebacks? 💪😜 Keep calm and meme on, folks! 🤣 #LifeHacks #SarcasticSolutions"
Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.
Commentary:
"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"
All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real! Who knew something as simple as existing could be so challenging? 🤦♂️ Just trying to adult like… 🤷♀️ #StrugglesOfLiving"