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"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"

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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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12 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

58 shares on Discord this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

55 shares on Slack this month:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Spotted on Slack:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Making waves on Telegram:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Just landed via Reddit:

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Just shared via TikTok:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Spotted on Threads:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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