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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, fly, fly swatter, humor, insects, pun, splatula, swatter, wordplay on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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