Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula? Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
