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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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