Commentary:
Guess we better start stocking up on pepperoni just in case the mosquitoes decide to swap their bloodlust for a slice obsession! 🍕🦟
Funny insects quotes
Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.
Commentary:
That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘
I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.
Commentary:
"Thank goodness for light's selective seduction skills! Can you imagine the chaos of having boars trying to RSVP to your next dinner party through the windows? 🐷🕯️ #OnlyInMyNightmares"
Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?
Commentary:
"Perhaps 'splatula' didn't quite make the cut in the world of quirky household item names! 🪰🍳 Who knows, maybe it will become all the rage in the world of bug-squishing utensils!"
Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
Commentary:
Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama