You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou are born, you lie about how you are and then you die. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”