You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou are born, you lie about how you are and then you die. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die. When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
