You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? πŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈπŸ€ͺ But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ’­"