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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
31 Funny state quotes
What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?
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When your brain's ready to party but your body's already in pajamas mode 😴🎉😅
“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.
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"Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"
If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.
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Unlocking God Mode: now accepting life's glitches with a smirk and a side of popcorn 🍿😄🛠️
Social media is mental suicide.
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Diving into social media feels like jumping into a pool without checking if there's water first! 🤪📱#DigitalSplash
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️
Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.
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Balancing my inner Tarzan with my outer office zombie life! 🤪🦍📧
If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.
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Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅
The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.
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Sounds like I've reached the advanced level of mental gymnastics 🤔😂 #MasterMind 🌟🧠
I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.
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Leveling up to 'Human Espresso' status! ☕🚀😎