You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart. Posted onSep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture. The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.
