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“Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”

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56 shares on Discord this month:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Going viral on Facebook:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Making waves on Instagram:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Just shared via YouTube:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Making waves on WeChat:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Making waves on Threads:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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