You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.