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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Itโ€™s always โ€œyouโ€™re so cute when youโ€™re mad,โ€ until the house is on fire.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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โ€œWinter is literally the best season.โ€ Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You donโ€™t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between desire and necessity! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿซ Who can resist the siren call of a sweet, delicious treat when faced with the daunting challenge of achieving washboard abs? Chocolate always wins the battle for my heart (and stomach)! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Priorities"



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Itโ€™s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyoneโ€™s ever said.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. Youโ€™re almost there.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when itโ€™s the opposite in reality.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.