Trendy Funny Quotes

  • How do I un-know people?
  • Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
  • In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.
  • Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.
  • Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.