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Looks like I'm at the center of the universe, so don't get dizzy! 😂🌎👑 Stay safe out there!
25 Funny lol quotes
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
Adding lol to things is good feng shui.
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Balancing my energy one "lol" at a time! 😆🔮✨
Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.
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When you’re the master of the "I got this" illusion but secretly starring in a soap opera 🍿🤦♂️😂
You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.
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When your university friend is as elusive as the rarest Pokémon! 🎓👀😂
Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.
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When your Amazon cart writes checks that the delivery truck can't cash 😂📦✉️
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
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Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
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When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.
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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.
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"Looks like we're a couple of typographical opposites—guess we'll just have to 'LOL' about it! 😆😂 #HahaVsLol"