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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.