Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’