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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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This has my voice, but not my actions! Misunderstood superhero in disguise! 🦸‍♂️🗣️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged courtroom, denial, honor, humor, judge, legal, me, sound on Jul 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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