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This has my voice, but not my actions! Misunderstood superhero in disguise! 🦸♂️🗣️
22 Funny legal quotes
“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.
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Wonder if heaven's prosecutor gets paid in good karma or just really nice hugs 😂👼⚖️
Moved the International Law book to the fiction section in the library.
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Looks like someone finally figured out where all the plot twists belong.
Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.
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Why spend years in law school when you can defend your case with interpretive dance? 🌍💃📚🤷♂️
No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
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Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.
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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”
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"Take cover, folks! 😂 I'm just warming up and already teetering on the edge of my crazy quota! 🚀🙃"
You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.
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That third person learned the true meaning of "odd one out" 😅📸
When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.
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"Just remember, if you can't pronounce it, it's probably legal! 🧑⚖️✨ #HereinThereinEverywherein"
In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.
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"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷♂️📺😂"