Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
- Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.
- A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”