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When it comes to relationships, we should stand by our partners—until they stand in Crocs! 👟😆🚫
52 Funny choices quotes
I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.
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Ah, the ultimate life hack: if you never question her choices, you never become one! 😂👍💍
Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.
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Starting a new week like a detective in an existential mystery novel! 🔍🤔🎭
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
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Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.
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Congratulations on your new personal best in decision-making Olympics! 🏆🤪🎉
All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.
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"Is there a return policy on life choices? Asking for a friend. 🤔😂 #FreeWillFails"
As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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"Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"
Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.
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"I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"