Commentary:
"Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"
19 Funny life choices quotes
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.
Commentary:
Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.
Commentary:
"From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.
Commentary:
"Career advice: Work hard now, so LinkedIn can work harder for you later! 🚀💼 #LinkedInEscapePlan"
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet illusion of adulting in your 20s – where the desire for fancy furniture is rivalled only by the dwindling bank account 😅💸 Dreaming of velvet sofas and marble countertops while living off ramen noodles and thrift store finds! #AdultingGoals #BrokeButStylish
Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?
Commentary:
"Who says being responsible is all it's cracked up to be? 🤷♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life's too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals"
Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.
Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.
Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle – striving for self-actualisation, yet bogged down by the pesky need to feed the nicotine beast at the bottom of the pyramid 🚬😆. Maslow didn't account for this bonus level of cravings and withdrawals!"
I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.
Commentary:
"Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"
You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! 🙌 Oh wait, kids? The ultimate buzzkill. 😂 It's all fun and games until you remember the little ones who rely on you for *everything*. 🤷♂️ Back to being responsible, I guess! 😜"