12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Apparently, facing a horde of wacky obstacles is more challenging than interstellar travel. Who knew running through walls could be harder than rocketing through space? 🌕🚀💫 #TakeshisCastleVsMoonMissions" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.