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The older I get, no.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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The void screams into me.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

The older I get, no.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

The void screams into me.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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