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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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69 shares on Reddit this month:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

87 shares on Slack this month:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Breaking via Discord:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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