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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.