I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the magic of the crockpot – turning bad cooking into a gourmet slow-cooked masterpiece! Who knew procrastination could taste so good?" Related funny posts 🤝 The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench. Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready. The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.