I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. Commentary:"Ah, the magic of the crockpot – turning bad cooking into a gourmet slow-cooked masterpiece! Who knew procrastination could taste so good?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking. Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait. The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet. You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt. I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.
