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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
18 Funny decoration quotes
364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! 🎄😅✨
My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.
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Looks like even the ornaments get a say in their housing situation! 🎄😂🏠
My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.
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"Why stop there? Let's have a year-round rotational mansion: Halloween House, Turkey Tavern, Christmas Cabin! 🎃🦃🏠"
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.
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Untangling those lights will be his festive initiation, hope he's got a patience level set to 'zen master' 😂🕯️🎄🔍
Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
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Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂
We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.
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Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹
Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.
Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.
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🎄🐱 It's time for the annual battle of Cat vs. Christmas Tree! Will the tree survive the day of feline antics, or will it be adorned with ornaments of mischief and mischief only? Stay tuned for the purr-fect drama! 😸 #CatmasTreeMayhem