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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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"Parenting: the only job where naptime is a fantasy and bedtime is a negotiation. 💤😂 #ParentingDilemmas"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 90, again, child, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, lie, lie down, parenting, wondering on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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