Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.