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Looks like my future job title is "Sleep-Deprived Snack Provider" 🍕😴👶
106 Funny imagine quotes
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.
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Just over here spreading love while dodging haters like a ninja! 💃❤️🕺
If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.
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Anime hair in real life? Time to start a pink strand rebellion; brunettes unite in our shared confusion! 😂🎨👩🎤
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.
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Can't hear the haters over the sweet sound of Nutella bliss 🥄😂🍫
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.
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Plot twist: My chin hairs have better plot development than most TV shows 😂🪒
Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.
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I’m over here napping while you’re holding a grudge 💤😴😂
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.
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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻