Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔 Related funny posts 🤝 On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results. If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.