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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.