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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.