What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! π΄π Related funny posts π€ Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own. At my size, Iβd be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.