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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.