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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
19 Funny prove quotes
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Still working on my PhD in stubbornness! 😂💼🎓
In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.
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Doing life like it's a talent show, but the judges are imaginary. 🎤👀🙈
Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.
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Tick-tock, gentlemen! Better bring your 'A' game before the clock strikes "Sorry, time's up!" 🕰️😆✨
The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.
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Sounds like they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! 🚀🛸🌌
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.
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"Next thing you know, my toaster will ask for a personality test before making breakfast! 🍞🤖😂"
You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.
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"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
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"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.
Commentary:
"Seems like murder mysteries are the new CAPTCHA tests. 🔍💀 Better brush up on your detective skills and remember, Sherlock Holmes never had to deal with this nonsense! 🕵️♂️🔐 #BotDetective"
It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.
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🤪🎓 "It's truly mind-boggling that we need a piece of paper to confirm our existence when our faces scream 'Yep, definitely alive!' 🧐😂 Who knew a birth certificate was just an extra accessory for the fabulous people like us?"