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  • The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.
  • When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
  • If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.
  • Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.
  • I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
  • Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.