I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Commentary:
“Who needs love when you’ve got cheeseburgers? 🍔❤️ At least they always come through with their deliciousness! No mixed signals, just pure beefy goodness. Cheeseburgers, the real MVPs of relationships! 😄👌”

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