Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂” Related funny posts 🤝 How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great. Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it. Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.