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  • I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
  • Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?
  • Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.
  • Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.
  • Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.
  • Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.