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  • Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
  • If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?
  • Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.
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