I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between jogging and actually using jogging pants ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ At least the kitchen roll gets some action too! ๐Ÿงป Who needs exercise when you have snacks waiting in the kitchen, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‚"

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