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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.