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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old weight loss mystery revealed: it's not the exercise, it's the inability to snack that does the trick! 🤔🍔💪 Who knew the real workout was resisting temptation. 😆 #FitnessHumor"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, diet, eat, exercise, humor, i, lose, sport, time, weight on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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