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Trying to clean my camera roll and discovering I took 42 photos of my cat's existential crisis 😹📸✌️
22 Funny roll quotes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.
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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
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Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.
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Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫
Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.
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"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"
Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.
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"Can't waste time waiting for those eyes to roll on their own! ⏳ Let me offer my expert eye-roll assistance! 👀💁♂️"
Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.
Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"