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Why bother with modern dating apps when you've got a feathered messenger service? 🐦💌🤔
34 Funny funny activity quotes
Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.
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A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! 🥔😜👀
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?
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"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"
Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.
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"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.
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"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩❤️👨🏃♂️🏃♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.
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"When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"
Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.
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"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
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"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
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Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡