Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.
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"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins"

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