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  • Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
  • I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.
  • Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.
  • An electric car is just another electric chair.
  • I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.
  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.