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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old confusion between love-making and sock-putting-on activities! 😂 Who says romance is dead when you can have a thrilling sock-fitting session instead? 🧦💕"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, age, friends, humor, i, just, love, making, misunderstanding, relationship, room, socks, thought on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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