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I only drink when I people.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.