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Sure, I'm down for a cuddle session with a side of science! 🧸🔬❤️
76 Funny together quotes
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
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So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.
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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct
The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.
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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
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👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.
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Sounds like you’ve discovered the true meaning of "stuck in bed 😂❤️🛌."
White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.
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Nothing says holiday cheer like a room full of people pretending a broken lamp is the Holy Grail 🏺🎁😂
Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.
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When cats and mice stop fighting, world domination begins! 🐱🐭💪🌍
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes