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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Making waves on Twitch:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Making waves on Facebook:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” â€Ķ and now we wait.

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